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QUOTES FROM FAMOUS MOMS!
- JONAH'S MOM:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."
- SUPERMAN'S MOM:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"
- MARY'S MOM:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
- LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOM:
"Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more than spiders around here!"
- THOMAS EDISON'S MOM:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
- BABE RUTH'S MOM:
"Babe, how many times have I told you--quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"

 
 
 
 

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